Total Medals Earned: 142 (From 62 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,760 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit one hitchhiker
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/310 points)
Defeat Vasekto's first form
Lose all your lives
Defeat Vasekto's 2nd form
Get spiked
Blow up all roaming bots
Defeat Vasekto's 3rd form
Defeat Vasekto's 4th form
Beat the game without getting hit
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/165 points)
Figure out what to do from the start...
Hello, everybody, my name is...
Is it the author or the composer..? Or maybe both?
It's-a me!
Is it the 1987?!
I probably shouldn't touch this one...
This one looks like mine, but... from a different place...
A piece of mysterious universe...
Must be a part of some website title...
Finish all 8 levels
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/85 points)
Kill two enemies with one throw of the sword
Kill the final boss
Get your sword stuck when you need to save your pal
Don't die even once and complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/9 (20/305 points)
Find where you are by talking to the Wizard and complete the level
Meet the other trapped frog and complete the level
Complete the intro cinematic
First dungeon completed
Reach the kitchen and complete the level
Test the dance floor, show your skills, and complete the level.
Did you see him? And complete the level
Defeat the mages on the dance floor
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/500 points)
First time?
Beat the game in 30 minutes or under
You've died 25 times, just like everyone else.
Beat the game in 20 minutes or under
Completed the Tower!
You've died 100 times? You're fired... is what I'd say if you were ever employed.
You've collected all the acorns in the game, good work!
Completed the Jungle without dying!
Beat the game in 10 minutes or under
You have found and collected all golden acorns in the game. Good work!
Completed the Volcano!
Completed the Jungle!
Completed the Ice Caves!
Beat the game in 7 minutes or under. Amazing!
You've completed the Volcano without dying!
You completed the first tower of towers without dying!
Completed the Ice Caves without dying!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or under. Very impressive!
You beat the game without dying. You're incredible!
Burn to death on a hot block.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/390 points)
Play ULTRA FORCE: OBLITERATION
Make it to level 5
Make it to level 10
Make it to level 15
Make it to level 20
Play Multiplayer
GAME OVER!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
score a height of 2
score a height of 5
score a height of 10
score a height of 15
score a height of 20